22 Facts That Are Small But Still A Total Mindfuck 22 Facts That Are Small But Still A Total Mindfuck, My right hand has never touched my right elbow. MY RIGHT HAND HAS NEVER TOUCHED MY RIGHT ELBOW.
1.You've never seen your real face, only pictures and reflections.
Universal
2.You can always see your nose, but your brain kinda ignores it.
Columbia Pictures
Can't. Unsee.
3.You can't imagine a new color.
Cartoon Network
Every color that's on the spectrum visible to humans already exists. Sorry.
4.You can't breathe and swallow at the same time.
IFC
5.Your tongue never really rests in your mouth.
RCA
How is it resting right now? Probably not along the bottom of your mouth. It probably presses against the top most of the time, which means your tongue muscles are always working. This will probably bother you from now on whenever you think about it. You're welcome.
6.Right now you're the youngest you've ever been and the oldest you'll ever be.
Paramount / Dreamworks
7.Your lips don't touch when you say "touch," but they do when you say "apart."
Atoms are constantly repelling other atoms so when you rest your hand on the table it's actually hovering ever so slightly above the table.
12.If a baby is born at 11 p.m. in California and another baby is born at 2 a.m. in New York, they have different birthdays even though they were born simultaneously.
Warner Bros.
Time zones are weird.
13.Whenever anyone tells a "...walk into a bar" joke, you probably picture the same bar every time.
Fox
For me, it kinda looks like the bar from The Simpsons.
14."( ) ( )" isn't a palindrome, but "( ) ) (" is.
ABC
A palindrome is a word or phrase that's spelled the same forward as backward. So while "( ) ( )" looks more symmetrical, it's not a palindrom. Just a weird thought.
15.A 48-year-old person has been alive for about 20% of the history of the United States.
Columbia Pictures
16.If you buy a fancy bottle of scotch aged 12 years, it's just from 2005.
NBC
17.You're probably only grossed out by people's hair or nails once they're not attached to that person's body anymore.
NBC
Especially if you find them in your food.
18.The graduating class of 2017 is younger than The Simpsons by almost a decade.
Fox
19.Drinking straws only have one hole.
VH1
IT'S JUST ONE LONG HOLE.
20.The order of the alphabet is completely arbitrary, and thus so is everything else that we organize alphabetically.
PBS
21.Money only has value because we decided it does.
22 Facts That Are Small But Still A Total Mindfuck
